Words for every woman to live by

Au venit cu mailu de la ora 16. De luat in seama cel putin pct.2!!!

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits – buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it’s gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.

‘Good friends are like stars……….You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there’
‘Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today’.

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, that might need a reason to smile!

3 Comments

  • dana Posted 03/06/2009 15:53

    la mine a ajuns la 9 dimineata and it put a big smile on my face ca sa incep ziua de munca

  • andres Posted 03/06/2009 21:17

    :)) Pacat ca ziua ta incepe mai tarziu… Mi-o luminai si pe a mea din timp!

  • Leah Posted 03/06/2009 23:46

    🙂 Foarte tare! Mi-a placut cea cu pinch of salt. I really need a cocktail 😛

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